Celebrities are hot. Gossip is hot. The things I hear, the mobile phone footage I see… sometimes it gets so hot in my head with all the knowledge of what’s going on that I just have to strip off and rest my eyes:

That’s me, Marco Wildman, thinking about celebrity gossip. God, I love my job.

Here’s me hard at work:

My computer is just out of shot, on the left. The chains help me think.

Laters, lovers!

MW xx